O P E N ;;
No one? Oh no, Steven may think there’s no one around, but he was wrong! There was a certain troll within hearing range that just had the habit of straying off occasionally.
The sound of someone calling out reached his ears, making him turn to find the source.
Who could that be? The motherfucker looked pretty suave. But what had he been saying? It had all gone right through one ear and out the other.
“HeY bRo, DiD yOu HaPpEn To Go AnD fAlL tHe FuCk OvEr Or SoMeThInG?” No, he looked pretty lost—like this wasn’t anywhere he’d seen before.
“wOaH, mOtHeRfUcKeR, yOu OkAy?”
Oh, what was this? A creature with toned flesh and perking horns busting from the top of his skull? How odd. Never before in his life had Steven seen such a creature, at least not in person. If anything- they’d always been in story books, and well; they never really looked as tacky as this one did.
”Um..You’re not a demon from the depths of Hell are you, sir?” Stupid question to ask, really. What monster would admit to being one? Their purpose was to trick humans for evil purposes, right? If they said they were a beast, even if it were true, then their whole scheme would be ruined!